De Nada News (New Feature-Humor)

Barack Obama has supposedly been approached about forming a musical trio (a la Nat "king" Cole) after he leaves office. No word from Michelle. Barney Frank is speaking at the  annual Gay Chimney Sweeps Convention in Key West, Florida. The Mexican drug cartels have nominated Attorney General Eric Holder as their " Amigo of the Year ". Sarah Palin will be doing a benefit for Alaskan moose in Kotzebue, Alaska. The Reformed American Hog Growers Association will induct the late West Virginia Senator Robert Byrd into their Piggy Pork Hall of Fame. A new type of firecracker is coming out in honor  of former Congressman Wilbur Mills of Arkansas. It is to be called " The Argentine Firecracker". Bill Clinton will give the keynote speech at the Shady Ladies Convention in San Diego, California entitled " How To Have Sex With That Woman". No word on whether or not Hilary will be in attendence.